Why don't Pakis go criticize Lollywood instead? Blah Blah Blah???
Oh dude, you just had to get my attention with this one.
You see, when we conceived this project, we knew schmucks like you would come out and stay stuff like this. Well, you can say what you want, we don't really care. But what we do is just hope you get mugged while scrambling to get those first-day-first-show tickets for "Teri Maa Ko Salaam".
And about your question, "Lollywood" is so miniscule that we don't even give a shit about it. Very frankly, 99.99% of Pakistanis would prefer Bollywood over it or even Hollywood any given day. But does that make them, you, or Bollywood movies any better? We think NOT.
But yeah, Lollywood sucks ass too, even more than Bollywood.
There, we said it.
Is my li'l puppy happy now?
Schmuck.
P.S. Please take your little cross-border bashing to where ever it is that you come from.
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more than anything else, u suck the biggest time
hi i am abinash panda.all of u have created a stupid and boring site.the makers of the site are really stupid.bollywood is world"s biggest industry.bollywood has given film like laggan(in best 5 of oscar),kal ho naa ho(script selected by oscar library), devdas (seen in cannes film festival) and many more. after hollywood there is one industry bollywood. there is shahrukh khan in bollywood.
What is Lollywood?
I totally agree. There is no need for posts like this. What this site gives is a eye openers for all us south asians. This is a very informative site with lot of potential. Kudos to the idea,
regards,
amit
Hey
atleast movies are worth watching than made in lollywood
I like all the effort put in by you in putting up a very intresting site, but what you have to understand is that with 800 movies coming out of Bollywood every year you have to take a figure of half of them being inspired. Moreover this industry give employment to lakhs of people and entratainment to millions all over the world
Cheers
I have a request to you, please put up a list of great movies made in Pakistan. BTW, we know that Kumar Sanu tried/tries to imitate Kishore kumar & now he has his own voice. What was surprising to me is that there is a singer in Pakistan who imitates his voice!
Hey dudes. The website is awesome. Most typical bollywood movies are direct ripoffs. But there are some movies, especially from the south ( which bollywood tries ripping but sucks at it ) which are really good. I wouldn't really expect you to really consider watching them, but the ones that have a "original story" are quite good. Cheers and congratulations on the popularity of the site. Ps..I'm sure you get a lot of hate mail cuz of you kno what ..but trust me ..the people who make these movies deserve it ! ( not you !! ) Peace !
BOSS WHO SO EVER U ARE--- U GUYS DID A FUCKIN GOOD JOB--- I AM IN AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW AND HEREZ AN INDIAN MOVIE FESTIVAL GOING ON--- I RECKON I SHOULD SHOW YOUR WEBSITE IN THAT FESTIVAL
Sodomite,
Your Lollywood is even worse. Who knows how many **flicks** churned by your motherfucking industry has been fuckin inspired by Hollywood and even worse ...Bollywood. I do not claim Bollywood to be great but it is a million times better than your Lollywood, which is filled with porn stars and pimps. Shame on assholes like you who know nothing other than circumsizing your filthy dicks and practicing polygamy.
Shame on you ... you wretched sodomites...
The reason is that lack of talent. One requires talent and skill to be popular. Well a pakistani and talent oppose each other. They never sound good together. As we can see the author of this website. LOL. So that is better.
Pot calling the kettle black.
The only Schmuck is the owner of this site.
Create a "Lollywood" section in this site. Otherwise no one is going to take it seriously and consider it to be just another jealous Pakistani taking shots at India.
Well, it is common knowledge that the Pakistani Film industry copies all the plagiarised Bollywood films and makes even shittier versions of them.
A Pakistani criticising Bollywood and not his own country's film industry is kinda like a Pakistani man covered from head to toe in shit telling a clean Indian guy to wipe his ass.
My dear Bhindians,
Are you guys so naive that you believe Bollywood dorks are actually creative? 98% of your movies are crap. Like someone once described a Bhindi movie like this. "Take a Hollywood plot, sprinkle in "cheesy" song-and-dance numbers and pour in a gallon of melodrama. Shake well, and you've got a Bollywood movie."
If you think that is a compliment then I hate toget personal but you guys are dumber than you look.
Enjoy your veggies..
Apparently Pakistanis don't know how to question wrongs being committed in their own country. That's why a site trying to "expose" Indian plagiarism without so much of a mention of blatant Pakistani copies of Hollywood and Bollywood films.
I get it, Pakis won't question anything in their country because they are used to living in subversive dictatorships all their lives where questioning wrongs committed in their own country will get them instantly jailed or get their nuts cut off.
Hi all Fucking Pakis.
This is for all you fucking dickheads.
First of all These movies are made for India.
Our movies are ban in your FUCKING Country.
Even than you watch our movies,this mean your are just pure SISTER ASS LICKING THIEFS.
Why don't you Just watch your Punjabi movies ( Urdu is your Mother fucking language but your 90 % movies in Punjabi ).
Which are purely copied by indian movies.
Even if you hate our movies than take oath THAT YOU WILL WON'T WATCH ANY INDIAN MOVIE IN YOUR LIFE.
OTHER WISE IT WILL BE PROVED ( IN YOUR EYES ) THAT YOU ARE A RESULT OF INCEST ( WHICH IS THE MAIN TOPIC OF YOUR "ORIGINAL" PAKIS MOVIES).
Second Indian movies got really Brilliant actor.
Well we indians really cannot see Hollywood movies with our family because 90% hollywood movies have sex scene.
But those scenes are enjoyed by pakistani as family scene after all you guys are born by your father's Sister.
Hi Mates
One more thing
I hope all pakis must have enjoyed
Our some of the Movies,which is made on true stories and some are on True circumstances like :-
1.BORDER
2.LOC
3.GADDAR
In these movies they saw blood coming out from Paki Ass.
Original Stuff, see Assholes.
You can't dream of making original stuff like this even in Centuries.
till then tell your sisters to keep sucking Indian cock , Sorry watching Indian movies.
Chillax
Good God! so much ado about a simple website!!! Big deal if a Pkistani guy has started it! Most of the movies mentioned deserve to be on this website. But not all, like Shri420, and Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. Why are you not more stringent about the movies submitted?
Fanish your mouth is like a toilet in which you parents have been shitting in for last 30 years. Go get some mouthwash or better yet send me ur address I will mail you some PAKISTANI mouthwash to clean your tongue and your brain. Gai Mata Zindabad!
Abe oye Dargaykhan tu wohi hai naa lahore ki gali main kute ki tarah rehne wala gunda, gande nale ki padayish. Saley u people delete message from others but keep ur own. Argue karna hai tau thik tarah se kar nahi tau tujhe wohi gande nale main fank dunga jidhar se tu aaya hai. Yeah, the dialogue is inspired from border. remember border in which pakistan gets its ass whopped as usual.
So true and i apologize on behalf of these ignorant and stupid fellow INDIAN bros of mine. I am an Indian and ashamed of the bollywood. Yes its true HINDI movies suck ass. We copy from Hollywood because they are better then us.
And one guy said after hollywood there is bollywood. My friend you are a fucking idiot, after hollywood there is CHINESE and JAPANESE film industry and its way better then INDIAN film industry.
When our hindi actor's movies begin opeining on number one spot on US BOX OFFICE just like JET LEE and JACKIE CHAN i will feel proud. But its not happening because the only thing INDIAN ACTORS are good at is dancing.
Fucking jokers.. they fly 1000 miles all over the world just to dance on hills and in meadows.
hi im amir kahnatefshion n im a fuckin white dude with a fuckin pakis name...mi mam is a bitch mi dad is dead and my sister is preggy...!! so i dont like u cos u med up a name like mine u hasftem (look it up if u want to kno what it means)
People sometimes try to keep themselves busy, atleast they pretend so, as you must have heard "Khaali dimaag shaitan ka ghar!" (I hope you understand other than English). In no way am I trying to defend Bollywood, but I am having a grievance against Pakistan too. Well what about the legendary band "Junoon" ? No plagiarism I believe, superb performers, but Pakistan went after their asses for quite a while (it chases its own people down the gutter), precisely to the point of no return; and yes, it is always said that "Plagiarism also needs brains." - "Nakal ke liye bhee akal chahiye!" and WITHOUT this plagiarism only Bollywood has given some better(and to your sheer horror--ORIGINAL) films, some superb plots that even Hollywood cannot dream of--well, how's this? Can Hollywood recreate the anguish of "Deewar"(Amitabh Bacchan, Shashi Kapoor, Nirupa Rai)? The Modus Vivendi of "Anand"? What about the frolic of "Chupke Chupke" and "Golmaal"? (Have you watched all this? I bet you don't do things right!) Well, thanks but no thanks, because we do not need your enlightenment! In due course of time, we will discover it all for ourselves. And if you are so desperate, please do not trouble others for their research work on movies (ISN'T IT A SHAME THAT YOU ARE ASKING THEM TO WATCH MORE HINDI MOVIES? WHAT AN IRONY!), you may hire plenty of men in your country(all free) and sit to do the job, do not spread the crap all over, it will only backfire, Right? And yes, one last word. When what I want is sheer(you may call it cheap or whatever but that does mean that you have watched it yourself) entertainment, I will prefer a decent Bollywood flick(copy is no problem) over seriously genuine but absolutely rotten and bullcrap movies like Terminator3, Jeepers Creepers or Matrix Revolutions.....(the list is endless)!!!
bitches
lol - i'm pissing myself laughing over the response from these indian readers, really touchy aren't they. Lollywood is shit, its a known fact. Atleast they don't pretend like they're the best thing since fuck knows when.
Bollywood and everyone related to it, does.
you indians really can be pathetic.
Word up Mickey. Some of our fellow Indians are just plain irrational....which makes sense considering that Indian movies make no sense whatsoever.
most bollywood movie sites have their tongues wedged up the arses of the bollywood establishment. their inane sycophantic drivel is second to none. i saw tv interview of Aishwarya Rai recently.
"So Aishwarya, you're great aren't you?".
"Yes, i have to say, i am great."
"No, but, you're even better than that. How did you become so fabulous?"
PURE BUMMING.
you guys are a refreshing change. if the bigots don't like your site, why don't they just delete your bookmark? & why get political about it?
The down syndrome self-help group; Fanish, mangooo, 2wisted, usuckbigtime & hemant, must be confused. I'm a guju hindu, so i should also be right-wing, jingoist but you grow out of that stuff. i like many indians think islam has serious ethical flaws. i believe the pak government has behaved appallingly. however, india isn't exclusively a nation of saints either. we are ALL indians. some paks, banglas etc might not like that label but it's a geographical/geological fact (indian subcontinent). we've interbred for millenia. bigotry is too easy, grow up boys.
BTW. well done for publishing all these comments. despite their moronic views, they have a right to be heard. most sites would be too pussyshit to publish this stuff.
I think what I can't get over is a lot of people [especially Pakistanis] complain about the stories presented in Bollywood but.......
when you give them a good solid serious movie [think Page 3, Chandni Bar and other such gems of art movies], no one seems interested enough because they prefer the escapism.
Double standards:)
go home pakies
Fuk u ppl hoo h8 pakistan. oz Pakis and lollywood Rule BLAH BLAH
hey, what the fuck?
i just saw my first bollywood film 'baadshah' and was enjoying it in my own way. And then i was surprised by the carbon-copy similiarities to 'nick of time'. i decided to investigate if hollywood had bought the rights to baadshah and decided to film only a certain part, or if bollywood had copied 'nick of time'. so i come across this site, which i find really funny, and what do i see? god! so much fucking hatred. fuck all of you, who would make this a nationalistic issue, it's film! film is international! find other excuses to hate each other, (like you wouldn't find any) and my support to this website! keep it going.
all bollywood does is copy da hollywood films add pornoraphy and sexual shit in it no wonder they get famous coz all the bloody indians are dirty and sick minded unlike the pakiz who aren't
PAKIZ RUL3 MAN
those who dnt know that u lot r a bit slow man catch up init
L8RZ
You guys are just pathetic! Always the same bloody blabla India vs. Pakistan battle, what's the fuzz about that? Can't we just discuss with each other with a bit of respect instead of country-bashing all the time? Remember: we used to be 1, in many ways...we still are 1, all desi....all good. Stop this hate. Please :)
Desi greet from Holland
FUK U ALL U MUTHAFUKAZ!! UR DAS BALLZ MAACHODE !!
Fuk Da Indy Bastards Coz We Pakis RULE!!!!!!!!
This site is bullshit, us pakies kick ass, if you had the balls youd call a paki to a pakis face, but tou wont cuz you know youd get filled in. I cant believe they let you be so racist on the internet, youre all a bunch of pricks from moi a paki from kashmir
Hi, im from India. India is a bitch fucking rotten country ever on earth. Mother earth has produced a lame fucken retarded country called India. And this site reveals truth ofcourse, its great. I'll be making a website like this in coming future, I LIVE IN GUJARAT, VADODARA, EMAIL ME FOR MY ADDRESS, AND ALL YOU INDIAN BASTARDS CAN COME ONCE AND FOR ALL I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT OUT.
India is a big poor bastard okay...everyonecan screw Indian women for free.
http://www.thehotspotonline.com/moviespot/bolly/Lollywood/Aping.htm#top
im asian and i am proud to say....BOLLYWOOD is nothing but poor acting, copy cat scripts of hollywood flicks....they can not come up with their own ideas...just women running into the rain with their tight saris clung to their bellie crying 'beh-chow'...and steroid pumped gezzers...SAME OL SAME OL
Hey Bollycat, since you are from Pakistan, you seem to have absolutely no idea that Bombay-based Hindi Bollywood directors also copy South Indian TAMIL and MALAYALAM movies in a big way, when they are not copying Hollywood movies. In fact, South Indian movie directors like Priyadarshan and Mani Ratnam are so fed up with this, that they have begun to remake their own South Indian movies in Hindi. Earlier, this used to happen with Bengali movies. Must tell you that even today the best Indian movie directors and music directors are South Indians and Bengalis eg. R D Burman (Bengali), Satyajit Ray (Bengali), Mani Ratnam (Tamil), A R Rahman (Malayali-Tamil)... and many more...
Why u suckers are spending the fucking time fighting with each other
Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are u and me!!!! fucking idiots!!, 55 years have we been fighting for just a shit, will u continue u motherfuckers!!!? do it.wish u all the fucking best!!!
in short;bollywood produces fucking -shit movies.
I am not a Pakistani so you cant say that I am biased. I have Indian friends and I have Pakistani friends. I have seen both Lollywood and Bollywood movies. Let me first of all say that Bollywood is not the number two film industry in the world. Bollywood is number two in the number of movies it produces in a year but that certainly is no achievement since according to SONY television's 2006 report 75 percent of Bollywood movies are copies. You take that 75% away and bollywood would loose its title as the second largest production industry. As far as Quality is concerned, Bollywood is not even in the top ten. Hollywood is the world's best film industry then China has recently beat the french film inudstry, then 3rd is the french, 4th is the Italian, 5th is the Egyptian, 6th is Greek, 7th is Czech industry, 8th is Spanish, 9th is Irani, and 10th is German. SO KINDLY GET THIS POINT THAT BOLLYWOOD IS NOT THE WORLD'S SECOND BEST FILM INDUSTRY. BOLLYWOOD IS MORE LIKE A SOFT CORE PORN INDUSTRY. AS FOR LOLLYWOOD, AT LEAST THEY COME UP WITH ORIGINALS, HOWEVER THEY ARE!!